It's National Cleaning Week, minions, which feels appropriate since that's what a lot of you are doing with your extra free time at home. Not me, though. I already work at home, so I have exactly the same amount of free time as before, and I need all of it for browsing Instagram and annoying my cats.

Still, I'm all for cleaning out the old grody stuff and giving things a little refresh. Which was a hint. Directed at these bakeries.

Ahem hem hem. Spotlight over here, boys.

::dramatic hair flip to reveal 80s style mullet::

Cakes fall apart



day after day

And I slowly go insane

 I know this whale isn't mine


But it doesn't stop the pain

 If displays won't last forever


Why do you clean them never?


[chorus of Muppety cake voices starts to sing]

Wherever you go

Whatever you do

We will be wrecked here, waiting for you


For how long it takes
'Til they make new cakes
We will be wrecked here, waiting for youuu

Thanks to Rachel W., Tina H., Sarah H., Wut, Tom H., & George V. for Part 1. That's right, I WROTE THE WHOLE DANG SONG, so tune in tomorrow to keep this 80s ear worm going.


P.S. If you're like me and would rather have a clean house without actually having to clean it, then do I have the bunny slippers for you:


 Bunny Mop Slippers

They also have ones that look like teddy bears, frogs, and my personal favorite: pigs.


And from my other blog, Epbot:

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