It's National Cleaning Week, minions, which feels appropriate since that's what a lot of you are doing with your extra free time at home. Not me, though. I already work at home, so I have exactly the same amount of free time as before, and I need all of it for browsing Instagram and annoying my cats.

Still, I'm all for cleaning out the old grody stuff and giving things a little refresh. Which was a hint. Directed at these bakeries.

Ahem hem hem. Spotlight over here, boys.

::dramatic hair flip to reveal 80s style mullet::

Cakes fall apart

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day after day

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And I slowly go insane

 I know this whale isn't mine

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But it doesn't stop the pain

 If displays won't last forever

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Why do you clean them never?

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[chorus of Muppety cake voices starts to sing]

Wherever you go

Whatever you do

We will be wrecked here, waiting for you

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For how long it takes
'Til they make new cakes
We will be wrecked here, waiting for youuu

Thanks to Rachel W., Tina H., Sarah H., Wut, Tom H., & George V. for Part 1. That's right, I WROTE THE WHOLE DANG SONG, so tune in tomorrow to keep this 80s ear worm going.

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P.S. If you're like me and would rather have a clean house without actually having to clean it, then do I have the bunny slippers for you:

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 Bunny Mop Slippers

They also have ones that look like teddy bears, frogs, and my personal favorite: pigs.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

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* This article was originally published here

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