Karen’s “unicorn” debacle last week inspired me, minions. See, I love unicorn cakes. I love unicorn wrecks. So why not bring the two together?

Beauty:

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(By Life Is What You Cake It)

Aaaand the Beast:

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My favorite part is that horn situation. Is this an X-ray?

The nose knows a good unicorn cookie cake:

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(Cookies By Design Arlington)

OH NOES.

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Ahhh, but you know I saved the best for last.

First, the gold standard:

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(Rosanna Pansino)

Then, the gold plastic:

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They used the eyelashes as eyebrows. Bahahaa!

BUT WAIT

There’s more!

First this one again:

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(Rosanna Pansino)

And then…

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HERP DERP ABURP

Thanks to A.R., Chloe V., Chrissy C., & Pinar M. for doing the impossible: making us wish there was MORE plastic on our cakes.

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And now the perfect game to go with these cakes:

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Unstable Unicorns: A Strategic Card Game For Adults & Teens

The description reads: “Build a unicorn army. Betray your friends. Unicorns are your friends now.”

Well, I’m sold.

(There’s also a NSFW version and I’m mildly terrified. Ha! Have any of you played this?)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

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* This article was originally published here