Minions, bakeries are really getting serious about this social distancing thing. First we had to stand 6 feet apart in line, now THIS:
That'll stop those germs!
...not to mention provide great TikTok content, someone please film this.
For anyone missing their boyfriends in quarantine, bakers have this helpful reminder:
Actually, two reminders:
1) Don't drink and decorate
2) McDonalds delivers
And for anyone missing their cans of Lysol, Clorox wipes, and every other kind of cleaner because those jerk hoarders bought 'em all:
You know how Skittles' slogan is "Taste the rainbow"?
I wouldn't try that here.
You know how the universal sign for a bad year used to be a dumpster fire?
It's nice that we can switch that up for 2020:
2020: Year of the Edible TP Roll. (Limit 1)
In fact, from what I can see just about every bakery that's still open is making - and immediately selling out of - TP cupcakes. Which just goes to show: you can take away our parties, our theme parks, our desire to wear anything but PJs, and even our toilet paper - but you can't take away our sense of humor. Keep laughin', minions! ::mwah::
Thanks to Anony M., Katy M., & Stephanie S. for keeping Cake Wrecks on a roll.
And from my other blog, Epbot: